Warning: Rated "R"

These two Kiwis (New Zealanders) were driving along rolling green hills in the countryside and they came upon a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.

They stopped the car and they both got out and went up to the sheep. The driver said to the other guy - "man oh man, this is a perfect opportunity. I havne't had a shag for weeks.

The other guy looked surprised and skeptical about it but before he could say anything, the driver already dropped his pants and stuck his pecker into the sheep. He humped and humped and finished his business with a big smile.

He said to the other guy - "Wanna give it a try? It feels great!"

After a few seconds of hesitation, the guy dropped his pants and stuck his head through the fence and said "OK, but take it easy on me, I've never had it done before."

HA HA HA. Curtesy of Johnno the Magic Bus driver.