Actual quotes from my parents while they visited me for 2 hours in Pennsylvania - George Lin
At the office
"Your office is the messiest one!"
"Do you just sit here and do nothing"
"They pay you to do that?"
"So what do you do here?"
"Do you gather company information too?"
"Can't they just hire a grunt to do your job?"
"People actually pay for your information?"
In the new car
"So is this what you bought?"
"It's hot in here - why do you have a sun roof?"
"44K Miles? My Cad. has less miles that that!"
"The leather in my car is softer!"
At the vietnamese restaurant
"The seat is wet!"
"Do you come here to eat all the time?"
"There are 4 rice rolls in the picture, but when they bring it out, there're only 2!"
"They don't have knives here either?"
"How can I eat such a big bowl?"
"I finished it all!"
On the way home
"That's a pretty far drive"
"So many lights!"
"So many cars"
Outside the house
"You should trim these bushes"
"These plants need water"
"There's a dead mouse at your front door"
"A lot of weed in your lawn"
"You should water the lawn"
"When are you going to move this pile of dirt?"
"My, it's bright back here"
"You should plant some trees in the back to block out lights"
"5 years from now, those red maple will still be shorter than you"
"Get some fast growing fruit trees or something"
"Does you cat always run around?"
"Don't you get fleas?"
Inside the house
"Is that your cat?"
"There's cat smell in here!"
"I'm not afraid of cats"
"I can smell cats!"
"You going to be able to sell the house with cat and fish smell?"
"You guys didn't finish finishing this coffee table yet"
"What is this junky furniture?" (antique buffet table)
"Your place must have been cleaner and prettier when grandma visited since she was really impressed and said it was pretty"
"The basement is a mess!"
"The computer room is a mess!"
"The laundry room is a mess!"
"Did you water this plant?"
"Did you water this plant?"
"Did you water this plant?"
"This plant is dead - you didn't water it did you?"
"This one is dry too!"
"Now if you can only get a nice girl so she can clean up and...."
"Are you sure you have to go back to work already?"
"How do we get to D.C.?"
"See you later!"
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