Geography of a Woman:

-->Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild, and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

-->Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed, and open to trade - especially with countries with cash or cars.

-->Between the ages of 30 - 35 a woman is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

-->Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war, but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

-->Between the ages of 40 - 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

-->Between the ages of 50 - 60 a woman is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, very quiet, and the borders are practically unpatrolled - but the frigid climate keeps people away.

-->Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all-conquering past, but alas no future.

-->After 70 a woman becomes like Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man:

-->Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.