Irish Barhop

Richard Russell and Patrick Warren fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money; altogether they came to a staggering 50 pence.

Pat said 'Hang on I have an idea' - he went to the next butchers shop and came out with one large sausage.

Richard: ' Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all'.

Patrick: 'Don't worry - just follow me' - and went into the next pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Dainiels.

Richard: 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Patrick: 'Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers'

They had their drinks.

Patrick said ' OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

Said and done, the barkeep noticed them, went berserk and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free.

At the 10th pub Richard said 'Mate - I don't think I can do this any more. I'm pissed and knees are killing me!'

Patrick said ' How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub........'